You might be wondering, ‘how soon am I allowed to fart in a relationship?’, and it’s a humorous question, but I believe deep inside you are asking another question to yourself. ‘How soon am I allowed to be myself in a relationship?’

Think about it, if you are wondering how soon you should be allowed to fart in a relationship, then you’re probably holding a lot of gas inside. That’s not healthy, because ‘it’s better out than in’, right?